JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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