he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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