Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I wish you could order shots online.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
this hospital has no fireball
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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