Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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