we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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