Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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