so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
operation have a gay friend backfired
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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