I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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