we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I had to cum in my sink.
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