People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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