and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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