I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
