I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
