she was so not down for the gang bang
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wish i was in the wii world.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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