some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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