i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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