Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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