One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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