Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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