There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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