i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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