he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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