What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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