dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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