Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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