I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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