If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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