talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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