The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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