Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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