quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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