He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So much rum. So many feels.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
