Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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