doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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