Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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