Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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