you win again, gameday.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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