we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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