just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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