Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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