We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
please don't ironically join a cult
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