Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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