He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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