i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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