party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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