new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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