just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
