I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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