hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
