all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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