Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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