She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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